Getting Arabic Translations on Your Passport-Not For The Faint-Hearted
- January 29th, 2010
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So, I get this email from my boss titled ‘mission to Libya’ A very random email to receive first thing in the morning. Basically the task was to urgently get Arabic translation on to two passports for my boss’s who for some strange reason are looking to go to Libya.
Anyway, no questions asked, I begin the task. First port of call – the UK passport office who kindly inform me that “this is a strange enquiry, I’d better check how to do this” not exactly giving me a confident start!
They tell me I need to get the passports to one of the 7 offices for it to be stamped – part 1, understood.
Then, they give me a number for me to call the Commonwealth office who would apparently help me with the translation part of the task, the only thing they did was give me another phone number to call as they didnt have a clue how to do it.
So, I call this alternative number, only to get through to a guy who tells me that he cant help me and he is unable to give me any information over the phone. HELPFUL! god knows what he actually gets paid for! Anyway with no progress made past stage 1 I get back to google and search for the Libyan Embassy, maybe they could help!
Got through to the Embassy with a rather frightening greeting in Arabic from a man I would not like to argue with! From the frightening tone and mumble of words I tried my luck and asked this gent “can you help me at all, please”? scared and talking to him like I was communicating to a 2 year old he responded with a polite “yes” thank god! Stage 2 complete.
I asked him about Arabic translation on passports and he quickly gave me a mobile number of ‘a man’ I needed to call. I called this man who said he could help and informed me that I needed to get the passports to him it would take 3 hours and would cost £85 per passport (unless we had more than 4 passports in which case he would do us a discount) Forgive my distrust, but this sounded dodgy!
He continued talking and I thought he had told me to “put the money in the box” getting even more suspicious at this point I repeated what he had said only for my colleague to over hear me and had to leave the room in laughter over the dodgy deal it sounded like I was setting up! I was waiting for him to say “we meet, but No Police” or a classic one liner from the movies!
Anyway this guy wanted the passports and the money (in the box) and he would ideally like them posted but would be prepared to meet in London if necessary.
With my day getting stranger by the minute I felt that I had enough information so I replied to the boss giving him the instructions over what needs to be done in the hope that nobody gets killed in the process!
If it all works out I’ll let you all know, if it doesnt then you will probably see it on the news….